Stephen King being Stephen King

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got game of thrones spoilers about time


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I’m getting this baby tomorrow and I’m tellin’ ya I’ll sue someone, if I don’t turn into a morning person now…!

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Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no

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Sherlock [completelyseriouscomics]

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"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

…joke about getting your phone wet goes here…

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"I told my nephew Amy had to put her hand on my boob because it was on fire."

This is beyond beautiful.

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"It’s Valentine’s Day… I deserve romance."

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No care in the world

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Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

Thank you Tilda

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