I’m getting this baby tomorrow and I’m tellin’ ya I’ll sue someone, if I don’t turn into a morning person now…!
weeeeeell we all know that ain't happening but i'm still hoping that it's fun wake-up vibe sex toy vibrator alarm clock pink
WHY IS THIS SO RELATABLE? sarah andersen comic webcomic
language learners english stuff happens in my önglisch
sherlock john so smart! webcomic smooching completely serious comics
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
…joke about getting your phone wet goes here…
virginity blergh stupid also I loled
sarah silverman tina fey amy poehler smart ladies pretty ladies
"It’s Valentine’s Day… I deserve romance."
i'm so terribly embarrassed by how arousing i found that kiss TBBT shamy the kiss TBBT spoiler the big bang theory gifs gif set
this is fucking beautiful gifs nat geo wild chimpanzee carefree
Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.
Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is importantThank you Tilda
tilda swinton rainbow flag Kremlin not Putin up with that shit
Black Taco Bell Chicken and Ranch Griller. Is this thing configured properly?
0/10 would not reccomend
I usually don’t reblog these, but The Pink Mints sounds like a really cute band name okay.
I would do this, but I literally cannot remember what I ate last and when I ate it.
black grapes just sounds like a worrisome grocery store selection
Blue Veggie Bacon Sarnie (sounds like Beyonces next kid)
Grey Pad Thai
faded blue chicken tikka masala
Not Applicable Chips
I’m already the second band member of The Black Grapes.
also i'm really thrilled to see so many band names start with none that's the way to go y'all pantless pant names LOL i just laughed at my own tag pun